Reverse Technology

I leave for Canada in a couple of hours. Let it be known that I am turning off my cell phone for the next week because of roaming and such. And, as my mom says, I am cheap. So no texts. No calls. No GPS. Big Bear was telling me that there is something called a landline? Its like a cellphone I guess but attached to some sort of wire? Have you heard of this? Also there is something called a map? Its like this big piece of paper that shows all the roads. Yeah I thought Big Bear was taking crazy pills but he insists its true.

To that end, I will try and post a little something daily so everyone knows I am alive.