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"There is a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time." -Kate Monster

By the way, Jehovah's Witnesses are lame. Have you heard the good news? You suck.

Thank you so my savior, Constable Yu. Jolene and I appreciate your kindness and help. You are now my favorite Canadian. Sorry Corey Haim, but, really, what have you done for me lately?

Thanks also to Jackie Tripper. Your kindness was essential. New life lesson: When in need, head to this bar:


Look, my phone is just like my time machine:

Napoleon's socks:

And for all your chum needs: