Things to do in Omaha

Get chigger bites:


Learn about CHIGGERS because you grew up in California and are so sheltered you've never heard of these nasty things. Then school everyone on all the myths about chiggers so you don't have to cover yourself in nail polish or bathe in bleach.

Play Rock Band:

I particularly rock the drum kit.

Eat the best corn you've ever had, the best baked beans (sorry Revolution) and big ass steaks:


Hang out with weiner dogs:


Party with Girlfriend:


Learn about air traffic control:
(no picture. Haven't done it yet. So so busy...)

But ask anyone what to do in Omaha, and they will say "You gotta go to the zoo." Actually, since I've now been, they say "Well, you've pretty much done everything. Drive home safe." And they are both right. The zoo here is AWESOME! Its got the largest cat complex in North America, the largest nocturnal exhibit and indoor swamp in the world, the largest indoor rain forest in the world, the largest indoor desert in the world, and the largest geodesic dome in the world. Look:

Tapirs are weird:

Pretty birds:

My favorite birds:

Mammal:

Scary rhino:

Go bear:

GO BEARS!!!

Look mom, he chills like buddy does.

This guy wanted to eat Girlfriend:

Klipspringer:


Desert Love:

This is a Leafy sea dragon. There in the middle. See it? Best camouflage ever:

I heart the Henry Doorly Zoo!!!